studip:

can’t believe George Washington created the earth this day 2014 years ago

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gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

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officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

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fawun:

if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after

(Source: maryjblige)

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okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

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shereemurrayx:

all miley cyrus does is shop, buy starbucks and walk her multiple dogs. 

(Source: p1nktiger)

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vvtvrmom:

I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men

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