Water Starters of the Pokemon Region!

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zackisontumblr:

i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said 

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malefactum:

when straight people get tired of seeing straight people on TV all the time and white people get tired of seeing white people on TV all the time, that might be a sign that it’s time to change things up a bit

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gjume:

Hello i would like to purchase an automobile

gjume:

Hello i would like to purchase an automobile

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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

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showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

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